Baby: p...p...p...
Dad: papa? Is that what you want?
Baby: phan is real
Send me UNPOPULAR opinions and I’ll rate them like this:

bjorg-man:

strongly agree | agree | neutral | disagree | strongly disagree

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

samlicker87:

This is still my favorite comic ever

samlicker87:

This is still my favorite comic ever

sexypastamodel:

The video buffered and I just had to share the way Phil looks at Dan.

sexypastamodel:

The video buffered and I just had to share the way Phil looks at Dan.

catandbear-savetheworld:

dansbody:

Amazingphil & Danisnotonfire

↳Then VS Now

NO NO NO NO

pls
  • ♂ =  I am a boy who has a crush on you
  • ♀ = I am a girl who has a crush on you
  • () = I am a non binary person who has a crush on you
  • æ = Post a picture of yourself
  • $ = You’re awesome
  • # = I love your blog
  • @ = You’re beautiful
  • & = I wish we were close
  • ~ = I wish we were friends in real life
  • ? = I relate to a lot of the same things you go through 
  • ! = You inspire me

thefemalegamgee:

ben-c:

since so many people are a fan of my insults, i’ve made a curse-free insult generator at the request of a very enthusiastic anon

here u go, bud

Thanks you abhorrent woolen sock!

rainymeadows:

somethingpointy:

Vampire doctors that can smell if you have a blood disease.

Werewolf therapy animals for sick kids.

Nature sprite and nymph nurses that always make sure people have pretty flowers to brighten up their white rooms.

Fauns that go around and sing and dance for patients so that they smile.

Nice monster hospitals would be amazing

Someone write a book about this.

my favourite patrick stump tweets

[sequel to this, maybe]

staskarkas:

My Chemical Romance “Danger Days”

staskarkas:

My Chemical Romance “Danger Days”

slowly sinking, wasting